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Don't Forget to stock up on hardboiled rabbit eggs to pelt at the Zombie Jesus.

Happy Easter!
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ZeroMKX Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
this could probably be an insult to me...........

but more-or-less I laughed my ass off.

you sir, are a genius.
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thefoxysquirrel Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
Nice!

Do one of Mohammed now! Please????

Or are you a gutless hypocritical ingrate?

I await my Mohammed joke from you.
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itchcrotch Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Now all we need is Vampire Jesus!
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PscycoBaltoLover110 Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2011
YES
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lover-of-the-Drow Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2011
Awesome!
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thriftyredhead Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2009  Hobbyist Photographer
This piece is featured in my journal!
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Tazi-san Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2009  Professional Digital Artist
Oh my :O I believe resurrection is quite different from reanimation ^^;
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Shredded-soul Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2009  Professional Digital Artist
Happy zombie jesus day AKA Easter.
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birdman23 Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2009
lol, zombie Jesus lives! He wants your brains!

Christianity is insane lol. They really worship a zombie lol

Good stuff right there.
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frenchandspainunited Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2009
God is not the God of the dead.
But of the living.

Not even the dead people are dead to Him.
Everyone is alive for Him.

An old haiti legend, turned into a Hollywood movie, is hardly something of Jesus.

He was resurrected.
He came back.
And is to come once again for the final time.

He died for us all.

The strongest, divine, supreme, king of kings died as a human to save us all.
We can all be part of this.
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J05U309 Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2010
Thats rigth
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Kieranfoy Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2009
I think this is supposed to be humor for the irreverent, not a forum for preaching.

Just FYI.
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frenchandspainunited Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2009
This is part of the Net.
A place of almost everything.
Speaking about faith can be done everywhere.
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Kieranfoy Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2009
This is a specific page of a limitless Net. There is a place fore evrything in the Net, tis true (including Zombie Jesus), but specific pages are ment for specific purposes, and this page was ment for people who can take a joke, and not for preaching at someone who doubtless couldn;t give a rats ass.

If you need me to tell you this, lad, you need to brush up on your Netiquette.

Peace, man!
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frenchandspainunited Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2009
Peace
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birdman23 Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2009
Jesus is living? Where is he? Hiding behind the couch? lol

God, you people are ridiculous. Your religion is insane and you really and truly worship to a zombie. Its crazy lol
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He wen't back to Heaven.
And is coming back when we least expect it to happen.


When you think about the fact that this world and space surrounding it is based on information and laws of pshysic it's not hard to understand that God made it all.
"In the beginning there was Word and the Word was with God. Everything has been made through Word."

Scientist and alike have proven that there is a Maker behing everything and all.
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birdman23 Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2009
Its not hard at all to understand that man made up God to explain the laws of physics which we ourselves asigned to physics and math and so on. If scientists had proven there was a maker than there would not be a single atheist on this planet. You see, we like to believe in facts, not fiction like your archaic religion. If a maker did make this universe than which God was it? Was it Ra, Shiva, Thor, Zues, Allah, Mithra, Quetzelcoatlas? Which God did it? All religions have a creation myth that goes along with their stupid religion. Your religion is no different than the thousands of others that exist.

Jesus went back to heaven? Prove it without using your 2000 year old book. Oh wait, you cant.
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You think I believe in a man sitting on top of a cloud?
A god wich I can easily manipulate and whose history is completly known to man?

No.
God is almost unknown.
In secret He is.

God is a creator, Father, love and so on.
Only trough Jesus we know Him.
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birdman23 Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2009
Only through Muhammed can you know Allah! Only through a myriad of prophets can you know other made up claims and Gods. Face it man, your religion cant stand up to logic and reason. Thats why they call it faith, because you are believing in something that is unbelievable. You can have faith in any God that you please since they are all just as equally plausible and or equally unplausable.

Your God is a myth, your Jesus is no son of God, and heaven was made up because people like you can fess up to the truth that when you die, you die and thats that. But you know what, that doesnt get us atheists down because we know that this is the only life we will ever have and that heaven is here on Earth as is hell. You make it heaven, or you can make it hell, its your choice. We dont need a comfort blanket that you call God to feel good about ourselves. We enjoy life and care about this planet and what happens to its people. Your religion doesnt care about any of that, you only care about getting into heaven which is made up.
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Actually care for animals and nature is prety much order from God.
Jewish people were almost the very first ones to call rights for animals.

According to the Golden rule you must care fot your fellow man.
And if I don't care for the planet then people will get hurt.

So caring for one another, the planet, ecosystem and all is something I like doing and also what I must do.

Reason and logic can't hurt my "religion" because after all they just don't.
I use both every day.
Even tough it may not look like that to an atheist.

You really should not use the expression "we atheists."
Because you are not united and it does make it sound that ou are.
Atheism is not an istitution.

On philosophic sense atheism is a belief like everything else.
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birdman23 Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2009
Well, I am glad you think its good to protect the planet. A lot of you Christians dont though. At least around here in Arkansas they see global warming as a sign of the end times and that Jesus is going to come back soon. A lot of the people around here think the world is going to end soon and you cant tell me thats good for society. You also cant tell me that you believing that someone is going to burn in hell forever just because they dont believe in some invisible entity is good for society either. It establishes an us and them mentality, they think they are better than others because they believe in some myth. I dont think Im better than Christians, I think we are all humans and should treat each other as such. But your religion tells you that if you dont believe in your invisible and ambigious God than you will burn in a lake of fire forever. You cant seriously tell me you believe someone deserves to be tortured forever just based off what they believed. Your God should base it off of your actions in life, not off of what you believed in because thats useless.
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SPuckett36 Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2009
OR, we can laugh at the stupidity of people like you, and live a happy life, until we die of cancer later on and rot in the ground.
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J05U309 Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2010
UR SO IGNORANT HAHAHA DONT MAKE LAUGH!!!
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:iconfrenchandspainunited:
Why could we not live a happy life and believe in God?

Many have died young and believing that Jesus took their sins.
After all, death has been overcome.
Life and death are not oposites. Birth and death are.

A young child was in her grandmothers funeral.
The coffing was open.
Her grandmother lay there with almost a smile on her face.
Relatives were ready to take the child away and to calm her if she was to cry.
But she just looked at her grandmother for a moment, smiled and said: Can be taken away.
And the coffing was closed and the child silently walked away to her relatives.

The young child understood that her grandmother had already left.
This was like a bird nest were all the birds have flown away.

Yes, we do rot in the earth.
But that is not us.
We are away.
Waiting for the time Jesus shall wake us once more for Heaven, eternal life.
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Freakzter Featured By Owner May 8, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
You've been defending yourself exceptionally well despite being the minority here (and having to do it in a language that is not your first!). I am not a christian, or religious, but I respect you and your arguement since unlike the athiests represented here, you never became disrespectful or angry. It unfortunately paints a negative picture of athiests, but you already seem to understand that they are not all the same. Regardless of whether what you believe in is factual or not, it has certainly made you a much more positive, patient, and calm person than the masses who do not share your beliefs.
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:iconfrenchandspainunited:
Thank you.
Means a lot to me.
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SPuckett36 Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2009
wow....I'm sick of arguing with people for the last couple days, so I'll just say this and be on my merry way..."you're freaking crazy, and its COFFIN."
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:iconfrenchandspainunited:
Me being finnish and all does affect my writing skills.

By classic definitions I'm mentally not crazy.
(I like pschology.)

Jesus in love and much more.

Faith is something all of us can have.
It doesn't look into color of your skin, nationality, social status or anything more.
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birdman23 Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2009
I wish I lived in Finland and not freakin Arkansas because in Finland there are less of your kind there and atheists outnumber you Jesus freaks.
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:iconfrenchandspainunited:
Well that's not the case anywhere in the world.
Each day, even in the officially atheist China, thousands of people start to believe in Jesus.

Atheism is just a belief like all the others.
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0332288 Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh and btw great debate between you and Birdman. You two sure know a lot
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0332288 Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LEAVE MY BELOVED CHINA ALONE. It's against the law (at least that's what my teacher says) to preach Christianity in China openly, and it's also illegal for anyone below the age of 18 to belive in Christianity. And yet your preachers break our laws and preach in secondary schools to kids the age of 12 and other stuff anyway! We don't need your religion here in China. We don't need any religion for that matter. Believing in God, Zeus, Thor, Buddha, or any other god won't help you solve your problems. You live, you die, that's it. I'd rather just disappear then be in heaven and praise some sort of god for all eternity. Although i do believe that the stuff about forgiveness and acceptance is very correct. But of course that's just my point of view, you can choose to listen to it or not.
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birdman23 Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2009
Actually, atheism is not a belief like all others. Most of us say that we dont know how the universe began but we know without a doubt that it sure as hell wasnt some all knowing God who tortures people in some hell place that he created.

Why do you Christian sheep say this, that atheism is just another faith? Are you trying to discredit us because if you havent looked at reality lately, your religion is based off of faith in the invisible God that you guys just love to worship. You see, we atheists like to believe in things called facts, weird. If you havent proven your God than we wont believe in it until it is proven without a doubt and guess what, it never will be proven because your God is not real.
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WickedCritterzz Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
How can a life be happy with nothing to believe in?
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SPuckett36 Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2009
Ok...

I've got a question for you in return: Do I really need an imaginary friend to be happy? Apparently not, because you have one, and you're never happy. Your ridiculous book makes no sense, with burning bushes, men walking on water, virgins giving birth, sticks turning into snakes, and my favorite by far, a man nailed to a cross died, then came back to life in the name of his father, who is an invisible being that lives in an invisible kingdom in the sky.

My point is that I don't need a contradictive fairytale to run my life. I live a happy, free, fun life, because I'm not being held back by a impossibly hard to live by set of standards. You're not any better off than I am anyway, you curse, fight, and sin just like me, so does that mean you're going to Hell too? Or did you already ask your imaginary friend for his forgiveness?

As I said before, I'm done with you, I don't want to talk to you. So please, shut the fuck up.
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lover-of-the-Drow Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2011
I think I love you. I want to have your babies. xD
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WickedCritterzz Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Having fun with your whore?
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SPuckett36 Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2009
oh yeah, let me tell ya.
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SPuckett36 Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2009
why do you keep looking at my favorites? Does it really matter to you what I look at on here? I'll get into an argument with you about this when I get the time to respond to this in a more in depth way.
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WickedCritterzz Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I only asked a question.....why do you overthink everything?
I'm not sorry for what I did...if you want to be a pissy little girl than go ahead all it does is make me laugh.
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SPuckett36 Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2009
"I only asked a question..." yeah, you asked a question, but it was one with spiteful intent. You were trying to get under my skin, and you succeeded, congrats. Why were you looking at my favorites anyway? Is there really any purpose?
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WickedCritterzz Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
No...whys it matter to you so much anyway?
I don't feel well enough to argue with you.
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SPuckett36 Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2009
I just wanted to know.

Hope ya feel better!
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Presteza Featured By Owner May 6, 2008
o this made me rofl :}
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such an obvious connection when you think about it but the first time I've seen anyone depict it
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curtsibling Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2008  Professional Digital Artist
Excellent work!
Always new he was a brain-eater!
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Angry-Eyeball Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2008
Thank you, Sir!
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Azulbacklash Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2008
Awesome!!! Zombie jesus rocks!!!
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the6thgeneration Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2010  Student
his not a rock his a zombie.... A zombie dresses like another dude and acts like another dude! lol
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Angry-Eyeball Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2008
Thanks!

Yeah, There's just something kick-ass about the Zombie Jesus.
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